Your journey begins on the plains of Thrabus. Grass stretches away as far as the eye can see to the west and east. You leave Good King Terry Wogan's house, which is to the south. and see Tommy Evil's castle of evil far to the north.
Do you want to go north
Do you want to go south
Do you want to go east
Do you want to go west
Or do you want to sit on your fat arse doing
nothing