The future of the galaxy
Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Music
[fade]
Jeff
There is not a problem in the world that cannot be solved by covering it in trouser juice.
Jenny
Look out Jeff! There is world famine!
Jeff
I will feed the starving!!
Jenny
Yes!
SFX
Squirting noise
Jeff
Just like Bob Geldof!
Romanian
I am from Romania Land. Feed me yoghurt!!
Jenny
Jeff, the Romanians all want yoghurt!
Jeff
Yes!
Romanian
Yoghurt is the future of the galaxy!!
Jeff
I am a popular music rap artist! I have money [cut] and babes!!
Romanian
Hooray for [cut] Jizzy Jeff!
Jeff
Yes!!
Jenny
But there is not enough yoghurt!
Jeff
It is a conspiracy!!
Romanian
Kill Jizzy Jeff!!
Jenny
No!!
Romanian
Yes!!!
Jenny
Yes!
Jeff
Luckily we escaped without harm.
Jenny
I bruised my thigh!
Bystander#1
Jizzy Jeff is so good [cut] it is good.
Bystander#3
I want to be like great Jeff!
Bystander#1
Jizzy Jeff super!
Jeff
Give me a medal you cow!
Jenny
Yes!!
Jeff
No!!!
Jenny
What is happening now? [cut] Jeff?
Jeff
I know! Let us have sex!
Jenny
What?!
Jeff
Yes!
Jenny
Look out Jeff, there is crime!
Jeff
That is the end of our story!
Announcer
More excite with Jizzy Jeff adventure, coming soon!!!