Trouble at the event of the year
Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Jeff
[pause] The episode has not yet started. [pause] Three, two...
Jenny
Jeff!
Jeff
Hello Jenny!!! I am called Jeff.
Jenny
Emergency Jeff! Top priority!
Jeff
What is your proposition?
Jenny
Look out Jeff! There is crime! At the event of the year! [cut] of the British Queens!!
Jeff
I like milk! [cut] on a quest.
Jenny
We must journey to England land! God save the Queen!!
Jeff
No - me!!!!!
All
Ha, ha, ha!
Announcer
So... [very quick cutting]
Jenny
Jeff meet your England ancestors, Lord Jeffrey of Jizzchester!
Jeffrey
What ho! Jolly [cut] Jeff!
Jeff
I make money and have many sexual partners [cut] with the hoes.
Jeffrey
One has an OBE.
Jeff
Jeff cares not for your OBE!
Jenny
To the event of the year! In London
Jeff
There is much smog here!
Jeffrey
I say [cut] old boy. This is the Queen [cut] smashing!
Queen
Hello I am [cut] I mean one is [cut] the Queen!
Jeffrey
Gosh!
Jeff
Attention!! Everybody danger!
FX
Squirting
Jeffrey
Old chap! That is the Queen!
Queen
Rule Britannia!
Jeff
No! It is a bomb! By the terrorists!
Jeffrey
I say!
Bystander#2
Crikey! Jeff saves the day!
Bystander#3
Jeff is good for law, what?
Jeff
Now you understand! Republicanism is the way!!
Bystander#2
Affirmative.
Bystander#3
I like it!!!
Jenny
Lord Jeffrey I love you!!
Jeffrey
Our love can never be! I am a man!!!
Jeff
You smell.
Jeffrey
One must return to grease one's servants!
Jenny
The moral of this story is, yes!!
SFX
Squirting in pants
Jeff
Oops. I think I need a fresh pair of pants.
Announcer
Tune in next time for Jeff or there will be trouble!!