Checkmate

Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants, the next generation!!
Music
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Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Jeff
We are playing chess!
Jenny
I am here too! [cut] playing chess. [cut] with Jizzy Jeff. [cut] the hero. [cut] That is what is happening! Truly!!
Jeff
Check! [cut] Jenny Breezeblock!
Jenny
You are smug. [cut] winning for now, Jeff, but I will beat you in one move [cut] Jeff!
Jeff
No. I win chess and music industry awards, very attractive to the bitches!!
Jenny
Look out Jeff, there is crime! The world's treasure is in jeopardy! [cut] of stealing!!
Jeff
Is that crime?!
Jenny
Yes.
Jeff
Then I must thwart! Where is the crime?
Jenny
Over there.
Criminal#3
I am the crime! I like this gold!
Announcer
End of part one!
Jenny
[pause] Hello?
Jeff
Spaghetti.
Announcer
[pause] Now it is part two!!
Jeff
Is that crime?!
Jenny
Yes.
Jeff
Then I must thwart! Where is the crime?
Jenny
Over there.
Criminal#3
I am the crime! I like this gold!
Jeff
Thwart!!
FX
Squirting
Jenny
Now the danger is over. That's quite good.
Jeff
I have protected the world's treasure!
Jenny
But Jeff! This is fool's gold!
Jeff
That is economics!
Bystander#2
Hooray for economics!
Bystander#3
And hooray for Jeff!! Also.
Bystander#2
Jizzy Jeff is handsome!
Bystander#3
And good for law!!
Bystander#2
And economics!
Bystander#3
Hooray for economics! [cut] as well.
Jeff
Now back to the [cut] chess [cut] game.
Jenny
There! Jeff, it is checkmate!!!
Jeff
But that's not possible!
Jenny
It shows my power and cleverness! I deserve anal-s... [cut]
Announcer
Respect.
Jeff
No, really, it is not possible to spring a mate-in-one from nowhere [cut] in chess. How did you do it?
Jenny
[pause] I cheated.
Announcer
That's it. More later with Jeff and his chums.
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