Fizz

Inquisitor
So, what do you like about these new Purple Tablets then?
Buffoon
Well, they're so easy to use.
Inquisitor
What, you couldn't manage to pour some powder into a washing machine?
Buffoon
No Graham, I always used to spill it all down my face. And then I'd always wee on my clothes.
Inquisitor
Don't you miss being able to vary the amount of powder you put in depending on, you know, the size of the wash, and how dirty it is?
Buffoon
Well Martin, I like tablets. They fizz, like lemonade!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!! [OTT laughter] [normal] Richard.
Inquisitor
Surely if you're doing a whites wash you'd want to put some of the soap in during the first cycle and some more in for the second, though, rather than having it all used up at the start? I don't see how it works, enlighten me please.
Buffoon
The fizzing Brian!!!! Fizz fizz fizzzzy fiiiizzzzzzzzz!!! Ooooooh!
Inquisitor
What's wrong with you, are you stupid or something?
Buffoon
Well I f[bleep]ng well bought these sh[bleep]ty tablets, didn't I?
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