Nice tea party

Music
The Vengabus is coming,
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
Roy
I am Roy!
Robin
I am Robin!
Roy
Together we comprise to the hit team of Vengaboys!
Robin
Yeah! Vengaboys! Mega!
Roy
We like to party!
Robin
Yes, we like to party!
Denice
Hey boys!
Kim
Where are we party today, Roy Loverboy?
Roy
Well, Kim, today on Vengaboys party tour of Britain, we begin beach party tour of coastline.
Robin
Vengaboys party down in conurbation of Bourne-mouth for party tour event number five!
Roy
Argh! Don't say that, Roy!
Kim
What, 5ive?
Roy
<shudder>
Denice
Boys! Here is the beach!
Robin
Party! Party! Party! Party! Wooooo! Party!
Roy
Have you finished partying now Robin?
Robin
Yes. Denice, I have made for you special present! Here! Special party bikini for lovely Vengababy!
Denice
Thank you Robin. Er, is it supposed to have this holes?
Robin
Yes, it has extra glamour!
Kim
Vengaboys have arrived! Stopping Vengabus!
FX
Bus stops; open doors
Roy
Oh! Hello! We're the Vengaboys!
Biddy
Excuse me young man, is this the number sixty-three?
Robin
Roy! Look! Vengafans have arrived to party in the Vengabus!
Kim
Do you like to party?
Biddy
Oooh yes young lady!
Codger
Are you sure this is the right bus dear?
Biddy
Yes. Have you got your bus pass with you Geoffrey?
Kim
Hey! No need for bus pass with Vengaboys!
Denice
All aboard for up-your-face party in Vengabus!
Robin
Can I get you a drink, partyguys?
Codger
You like tea, dear.
Biddy
Oooh yes, nice cup of tea! Lovely!
Roy
So, are you ready for party of lifetime?
Biddy
A party? Ooh no, I don't like the sound of that.
Roy
Excusing! I thought you said you like to party!
Biddy
Oh! No! I thought you said Russell Harty! I like him.
Codger
Yes, you like him, dear.
Biddy
Ooh yes, I don't know why he isn't on the telly more these days.
Denice
He's dead.
Codger
Watch your tongue young lady. I didn't die in the war just for you youngsters to say Russell Harty was dead.
Robin
So do you actually like to party, then, or not.
Biddy
Ooh no. I like to knit badly-fitting cardigans for my grandchildren.
Codger
And I like to ramble on about how much better things were when we had that nice Mrs. Thatcher.
Roy
[beat] Bugger.
Music
The Vengabus is coming!
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