Manslaughter
Music
The Vengabus is coming,
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
The wheels of steel are turning,
So if you like to party,
Come on and move your body!
[continue looped instrumental bits as bed]
Robin
Hi everybodies! I'm Robin!
Roy
And I'm Roy!
Vengaboys
We're the Vengaboys!
Robin
And today for our world tour of UK, we are in party conurbation of
Pot-ters-Bar.
Roy
Yes Robin. Pot-ters-Bar is a magical town of beauty and splendor,
where many historical and interesting events have taking place.
Robin
Roy...
Roy
The name Pot-ters-Bar translates from the Latin pot res
batardas, roughly translated to 'hearth of the computer
scientists'. [beat] Roughly, Robin.
Robin
Roy...
Roy
In 1286, King...
Robin
Roy, look out for that...
Roy
Scheiße!
SFX
Skid; the thump of a body hitting the bus; crash
Denice
[pause] Roy? What is happened?
Roy
Crud!
Kim
Roy? ...What's that behind Vengabus?
Denice
Kim it is a little girl!
Robin
Roy! We have run over a child!
SFX
Engine not starting
Roy
Crud! The Vengabus will not start engine!
SFX
Approaching sirens; engine still not starting
Roy
Come on! Must drive away!
Robin
Roy, the polices arrive!
SFX
The sirens stop; slamming doors; window open
Roy
Chuff!
Policeman
Excuse me sir. Can I ask you to leave the vehicle please.
SFX
Whatever we can cobble together to sound like the Vengaboys leaving
the Vengabus
Policeman
Good. Your name please?
Roy
I'm Roy.
Robin
And I'm Robin!
Vengaboys
We're the Vengaboys!
Robin
And we like to party!
Roy
Ssshh Robin!
Policeman
Oh, like to party do we? Breathe into this please sir.
Roy
Do I have to? Cannot I simply return home?
Policeman
You killed a child!
Roy
Oh... okay.
SFX
Blowing into bag
Policeman
Registration number?
Kim
We travel the Vengabus. Fay, ay, en, zjay, ah, bay, oo, ess.
Denice
The Vengabus is coming!
Policeman
Yes, I can see that. You didn't sing 'The Vengabus is coming... to
kill your children and smash into a tree', though, did you?
Roy
[deadpan] It doesn't scan.
Policeman
I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the station.
Robin
Question Roy.
Roy
Yes Robin?
Robin
Don't policemen talk funny?
Music
The 'we. like. to party.' bit. Pause.
Officer#1
I'm afraid you'll have to stay here in detention for the night.
SFX
Cell door slam
Roy
You can't lock us up! We're the Vengaboys!
Robin
And we like to party! Mega!!
Officer#1
[pause] Hang on... did you say you like to party?
Kim
Of course.
Roy
Nooo! Don't say that Kim!
Denice
What, the Corrs?
Roy
<shudder>
Robin
Tenuous.
Kim
Of course we likes to party! We are Vengaboys!
Robin
We. Like. To party. You see?
Officer#1
Well... I like to party.
Officer#2
[off-mic] I like it too!
Officer#3
[off-mic] Yeah! Partying! Great!
Denice
It sounds like you sexy policeboys really like to party!
Officer#1
Well... why don't you come out and we can have a party!
Roy
OK!!
SFX
Door open
All
Go Vengaboys!
Music
Up and Down. Cut to end.
Officer#1
[a bit out of breath] Wow! That was a great party!
Kim
Yeah! Party with Vengaboys!
Officer#2
I haven't had so much fun in years!
Officer#3
I know! Why don't we let the Vengaboys go free!
Officer#2
Yeah!
Officer#1
Yeah! Let them off!
Robin
What?
Officer#1
Go on, off you go.
Robin
But we killed a child!
Officer#2
Shut it, or I'll beat you up.
Music
The Vengabus is coming!