Licence to spill

Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Music
[fade]
Jeff
I am fighting my bad arch-enemy!
Doctor
I am Doctor Impolite! Jizzy Jeff is [cut] you are a bunch of willy!
Jenny
Look out Jeff, there is crime!
Doctor
Your mum is poo!!
FX
Long squirting noise
Jeff
[angry] You say bad about mum. It is evil now you must die!!
FX
More squirting
Doctor
Argh! [glub]
Jenny
Er, Jeff...
Jeff
Quiet you bi...
Announcer
Darling
Jeff
...my mum not poo. [emotional] She is lovely!
Doctor
[drowing (ie., speaking into bowl of water)] I'm sorry Jizzy Jeff I didn't... mean...
Jenny
Jeff you have killed him!
Jeff
I go to the shops to buy some milkshakes, bye!!!
Jenny
Jeff wait! You can't just kill villains. It is morally [cut] against the law! I do revoke your licence to spill! Now and you must live civilian life!!
Jeff
I have got number one record in the charts! I rap with my [cut] rapping!!
Announcer
Jeff is walking down the road.
Jeff
Yo! I am walking down the road! Jizzy Jeff!
Boy
I am little boy. My football [cut] I am playing football [cut] is stuck in that tree. Can you help me mister?
Jeff
I like little boy! I help little boy! Yo! My rapping powers. [cut] are good.
Boy
But rapping won't get ball [cut] down from tree, Jizzy Jeff [cut] mister!
Jeff
[off-mic] He's not right is he Joe? ... Really? Oh. [cut] I will then move it with my special wee.
FX
Squirting noise
Boy
Oh dear! [pause] It's... gone all over my fa... [cut]
Jeff
Look!! A little old lady! Would you like to crossing the road! I can help you!!
Lady
Yes!
FX
Squirting noise; Old lady going 'whoah!'; car beeping
Lady
...oh gracious! I am across the road! But I am now drenched in c... [cut] I am unhappy.
Boy
I am also dissatisfied with your performance Jeff mister.
Jenny
Jeff you must come back!
Jeff
I know! I will fight crime!! With the United Nations!
Jenny
Thank you Jeff, it is good!
Bystander#1
Jeff is the best in the world!
Bystander#2
Yes, I also agree that Jizzy Jeff [cut] good!
Lady
Can somebody lend me a tissue?
FX
Squirting in pants noise
Jeff
Oops. I think I need a fresh pair of pants.
Announcer
More thrillingness with praiseworthy Jizzy Jeff next time.
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