If you’re wondering why DoggySoft doesn’t seem to be producing
RISC OS software any more, I think you’ll find it’s mainly because
the government ordered us to be broken up, as we had a dangerous
monopoly on Just Being Really Great. Oh yes.
Or, maybe you were around the University
of Warwick a few years ago, and were unfortunate enough to be listening
to Radio Warwick when Losertown was on? Maybe you
rang up to complain about some tasteless sketch or something? I don’t blame
you really. Sorry.
Or perhaps you are visiting because I shouted at you on a mailing
list for using CSS ‘pt’ units or something and you want to find a
good reason to laugh at me. I advise you to mock my curmudgeonly
face and beer-belly. Cheers.
Or it could just be you spotted the name in that
or others on the topic of the unsolicited commercial software stuff
I seem to have ended up doing. Or maybe from
Or something. I don’t know! I’m not bloomin’ psychic, you know.
Who he isn’t
You’d think a name like ‘Andrew Clover’ would probably be globally unique,
but alas it is not: there is also the Other Andrew Clover, who is some
sort of comedian thingy in the UK. I am not the Other Andrew Clover.
(Obviously. By definition really.)
Whilst I continue to get more hits from Google
than the Other Andrew Clover, he’s sneaking up the rankings and this offends me.
Watch as I link to this old bad
review of your show, Other Andrew Clover! I will ensure the failure of your
career! Leaving me the King of being Andrew Clover! Muahahaha!