I spy fish

Narrator
It's the Adventures of Captain Birdseye! The story so far... Captain Birdseye's secret cheesy fish stick recipe have been stolen! But never fear - our fearless captain and his team of irritating ... sorry, I'll read that again, intrepid pre-teen adventurers, are on the case!
Captain
Ahoy there! I'm Captain Birdseye, hot on the tail of the fish stick thief!
Billy
[enthusiastic] Are we nearly there yet Captain?
Captain
No, not yet Billy.
Billy
[slightly less enthusiastic] Are we nearly halfway there yet?
Captain
No. But while we're waiting, why don't we have a great game of I Spy? I'll go first, mateys! I Spy, with my little eye, something beginning with 'F'.
Katie
[bored] Fish.
Captain
[surprised] Aar! That's right Katie! Well done, me lad!
Katie
I'm not a lad Captain! I'm a girl. Look! I've got long hair and everything. And I'm even starting to get wee breasts, here, see.
Captain
[still not understanding the concept] Aar. Yeah. You'll never get this one! I spy... with my little eye... something beginning with... 'F'.
Katie
Oh no.
Billy
Is it... farm?
Captain
Ha ha no, that's not it.
Billy
Fff... fff... fisting?
Captain
Nooo, no I don't know what that is, Billy.
Billy
Errrr...
Katie
It's 'Fish', isn't it.
Captain
Hey! Yeah! There's no fooling you, is there me hearty?! O-kay, okay, try this - something... beginning... wiiiith... 'F'.
Katie
<sob> Can't we get a faster boat?
Narrator
More exciting adventures with Captain Birdseye next time!
Billy
Are we nearly there yet?
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