Robots do not eat yoghurt

Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Jenny
Jeff!
Jeff
I am Jizzy Jeff! It is time for an adventure.
Jenny
Jeff!
Jeff
Yo! I have made new release rapping album, buy it now!
Jenny
Jeff! Welcome to the UN! [cut] I am your boss at the UN. [cut] Jeff! [cut] and I am called Constable Jenny Breezeblock. This is the UN secret base!
Ambassador
I am a peaceful nation world leader! Entitled Ambassador Tobor! Jizzy Jeff, stop the Romanians! [cut] and you can have sweets.
Jeff
Okay, yes!!
Jenny
Jeff!
Jeff
It is my birthday! No-one [cut] body has remembered. [cut] Unhappy Jeff.
Bystander#3
Poor Jeff!
Jeff
The Rom... [cut] Ambassador Tobor has exploded!
SFX
Explosion
Jenny
I got hurt in the explosion! [cut] Thank you Jeff!
Jeff
The Rom... [cut] Ambassador was a robot! Of course! Tobor backwards is robot!
Jenny
Jeff, robots do not eat yoghurt!
Jeff
Something is wrong here!
SFX
Da-da-dahh
Romanian
I am from [cut] Romanian from Romania Land! I take the peaceful nations world leaders as hostage! [cut] Therefore, feed me yoghurt!
Jeff
You are a robot!
Romanian
No!
Jeff
You are a robot! [use same samples]
Romanian
No!
Jeff
You are a robot!
Romanian
No!
Jeff
You are a robot!
Romanian
No!
Jeff
[pause] You are a robot!
Romanian
No!
Jeff
[beat] You are a [cut] Die robot!
SFX
Squirting
Romanian
Aargh! glub.
Jenny
Jeff, it was not a robot!
Jeff
You are a robot! You forget birthday of Jizzy Jeff crimefighter!
Jenny
No!
Announcer
Jizzy Jeff.
Jenny
We did remember Jeff birthday! Hooray!
Bystander#2
[unsure what he's cheering for] Hooray!
Bystander#3
Yes, hooray for Jizzy Jeff.
All
Surprise!
Jeff
A surprise party [cut] surprise!
SFX
Squirting in pants
Jeff
Oops. I think I need a fresh pair of pants.
Announcer
Next week's Jeff will be exciting so listen please.
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