The eternal struggle twixt good and evil (part 2)
Announcer
Previously on Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!!
Jenny
Oh no! Jeff is weak against fire! I am torn between Satan and [cut]
Jizzy [cut] Jeff!
Jeff
I love you Jenny!
Jenny
I prefer... [echo] Satan.
FX
Fiery death
Announcer
Now for conclusion! It is good!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Jeff
Also I am dead.
Satan
I like it that Jeff is dead!
Jenny
Me too Satan! We can have adventures!!
Bystander#3
Adventures of Satan! Yes!
Bystander#2
Very good Satan!! He is [cut] red.
FX
Choir; slowly fade under:
Jenny
Look out Satan, there is Jesus!
Jesus
Greetings, my children. I am Jesus Christ your saviour [cut] give me
yoghurt [cut] Blessed are the meek!!
Jenny
Jesus, you are right!! Jeff [cut] meek! Satan [cut] bad thing after
all! Can I ever [cut] forgiven?
Jesus
[beat] No.
Satan
I like fun!
Jesus
I destroy Satan!! With Jesus-power!!
Satan
[quickly] Ouch, I am destroyed.
Jenny
But Jesus, without Jizzy Jeff [cut] the United Nations is powerless!!
Jesus
I will [cut] miracle. Jeff, be not dead! [cut] and live.
FX
Short choir burst
Jeff
I am back! Jizzy Jeff!
Jenny
Oh thank you Jesus. [cut] ...ck off Jeff.
Jesus
Also I have enabled extra [cut] better prostatic powers of Jeff!
Bystander#2
Jizzy Jeff is [cut] jizzier than ever!
Bystander#3
This is very good news for law!!
Bystander#2
Jesus Christ is good for miracles!!
Jesus
Jizzy Jezz [cut] and you must use the powers for goodness. Renounce
the music of rapping [cut] helping little kiddies is all you must do.
I proclaim it!!
Jeff
Jesus, no. Rap music is fun [cut] and I get money.
Jesus
No, my child, thou must not [cut] rapping.
Jenny
Jeff, Jesus is racist!
Jeff
I will defeat Jesus with my superpowers!! I am best!
FX
Squirting
Jesus
...my child... <glub>
Jeff
I could easily destroy all of you!
<croak>
<croak>
Jenny
Oh no! Now Jeff really is dead, for good!
Bystander#2
I am unhappy.
Bystander#3
Jeff was good for law!
Bystander#2
Woe, woe, woe! And [cut] woe.
Jenny
Now Jeff is risen from the grave!
Jeff
Kids, be a hero inside!
Jenny
Hooray!
Announcer
End of adventures! I am going home.