The eternal struggle twixt good and evil (part 1)
Announcer
Jizzy Jeff and the fresh pants!
Music
Beat
Jeff
[rapping] I'm Jizzy Jeff, and I'm wearing fresh pants!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Wowin' all da honeys with my mighty dope chants!
Enforcing law and order wid'tha U-nited Nations!
Beating all the villains with my ejaculations!
Jenny
It is the nature of evil that it contains the seed of its own
destruction Jeff!! Yes!
Jeff
Jeff considers your philosophical point. [pause] I think...
Jenny
Yes Jeff?
Jeff
I am [cut] world's most popular rapper!
Jenny
Truly!!!
Bystander#2
Jeff has solved the mystery of existence!! [cut] Hooray!
Bystander#3
Jeff sets a new standard!
FX
Menacing chord, then fade into mysterious bed. [perhaps 'chance' from
Plunkett & Macleane soundtrack?]
Satan
I am Satan!!
Jenny
Look out Jeff, there is [cut] the devil, adversary of God and
tempter of mankind!!
Satan
I am source of all crime!
Jenny
I like your horns.
Jeff
Constable Jenny Breezeblock [cut; as if reading the next bit out for
the nth time] my commander at the United Nations [cut] what is the
UN policy on evil?
Jenny
The UN is against [cut] no, for... [cut] no, against [cut] evilness.
I think.
Jeff
What about the Romanians?
Jenny
They want yoghurt Jeff.
Satan
I have Mega Plus, for ultra entertainment!
Jenny
Oooohh!!
Satan
I have made [cut] A new world record!
Jenny
Jeff, I love Satan!
Jeff
Satan you are evil!
Satan
No I'm not.
Jeff
You are too.
Satan
No.
Jeff
Yes, you are evil crime and must d... [cut] go to jail for three
years.
FX
Squirting
Satan
Your ejaculationingness is having no effect on me Jizzy Jeff!
Jeff
Oh no! The devil is too strong!
Satan
I am wearing a coat!!
Jenny
Satan [cut] is very good!
Bystander#3
Hooray for Satan!
Bystander#2
No!!! Satan is evil!!
Satan
Jeff now dies! I am using fire!!
Jenny
Oh no! Jeff is weak against fire! I am torn between Satan and [cut]
Jizzy [cut] Jeff!!
FX
Flames and squirting
Jeff
My thick wees protect me from fire! But time is running out!!
FX
More flames, squirting dying out
Jeff
Help me Jenny Breezeblock!!
Jenny
I... don't know... what to [cut] do!! Must... choose...
Jeff
I love you Jenny!
Jenny
...no! I prefer... [echo] Satan.
FX
Fiery death
Jeff
Arghhhowwwwurghhhh
Satan
Ha ha ha!! Jizzy Jeff is dead!!
Jenny
Snog me Satan darling.
Bystander#2
Oh no!! Jizzy Jeff is dead!!
Bystander#3
Good riddance. Jeff was rubbish anyway.
Jenny
Yes, Jeff pis... [cut] annoyed me.
Satan
Hooray!
Jenny
Yes, hooray!
Bystander#2
I agree hooray.
Announcer
Ending for Jizzy Jeff, perhaps? Discover to be continue!!